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when you fart so hard your arsehole immediately snaps shut straight after.
god that was an arse cruncher..
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a pickle with a tang.
"dang that is spicy! try that zesty pickle!"
See hot sauce, lemon, pencil, book, computer..
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an acquaintance that is only spoken to when all of one's real friends are absent.
A: Why were you talking to Erik that other day?
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