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When you cum and or gizz on your hand and smack some poor person in the face.
Last night Mike was sleeping so I gave him a big Peter Pa..
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I wrote it as part of an approved Fark submission for the Japanese device. It was NOT from a commercial or one of the actual stock phra..
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Something so awesome that it upsets your body's natural order and makes you splooge instantaneously.
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