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What you find in your toilet after a full night of pina coladas and mai tais.
Dude, this morning I had some mad tropical floaters.
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on mind of mencia; service that hires mexicans to do jobs americans don't want to do
United Beaner Service: hiring brown people to..
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a person inserts a tootsie pop into his/her partners asshole. the partner then proceeds to shit all over it. it is then coated with ejac..