What is Yloponom?
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Yloponom, (pronounced eel-op-oh-nom) is a language invented during the Plaxénic Wars between Men and Women.
Yloponom is a language that still exists in some African Tribes, but has refrained from going public for thousands of years as it has only recently been discovered by languistics. It is believed to be a mix of Latin and German, as it was rumoured that Adam (from Adam and Eve) was created as fluent in German, and Eve in Latin.
The languages were mixed thus creating the language 'Yloponom', after the fight for dominance after the expulsion of Adam and Eve from the Garden of Eden. It is a diverse language, which eventually was abandoned for the more popular
Now it remains in the few original african tribes continued through the centuries. These tribes call themselves Yloponomic Sletoh (Sletoh, presumably meaning Tribe).
Yloponom Language Translation
Would you like to go for a walk?
inaccurate translation
Eht sruasonid ni éht dleif dednésnart morf syéknom?
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1. The word monopoly spelled backwards.
2. A way to rate women seen at the beach. "yloponom" is said to a friend, and then a very brief description of the bathing suit worn by the woman in question, directly followed by a rating on a scale of 1-10. .5's are acceptable.
a. Hey Jimmy, yloponom: red, white and blue, ehh... 7.5
b. I dunno man.. she has awesome tits. I give that a 9
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