What is Ylva?
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A brand of make-up, usually said to have too much foundation on. Making a person look like a cake-face or cupcake.
A fjortis. Swedish, snobby, foundation loving, blonde, orange person :D
Omg! Look at that ylva!
Look at all that ylva on her face!
Person 1: Omg! Does she have a skin disease shes orange?
Person 2: No, its just an ylva. She used too much spray tan.
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