Ymca

What is Ymca?


1.

Young Mens Christian Association

Originally founded in London, England by 12 men of the christian faith. The first one in the continent of North America is located in Montreal, Canada and the first one in the United States is in Boston, Massechusetts. It is a non-profit organization. Basically a day care for kids pre-k - 12 grade. The YMCA strives to teach good values, morals, etc. The core values are Honesty (the color blue), Respect (yellow), Careing (red), and Responsibility (green).

The sports that were invented at the YMCA are, basketball, softball, volleyball, racket ball, and proffesional football (getting payed for playing football).

2.

When you're short on the dough, it's a place you can go.

Young man, when you're short on the dough etc.

See Gumba Gumba

3.

1)A place where gay men hang out

2)A song everyone knows and had stuck in their head at least once.

Hey Bob lets hang and the YMCA *wink wink*

See nutcracker

4.

YMCA - Noun

The only place in the world where it's okay for an old man to approach you naked in a public area for absolutely no reason, and engage in extremely unnecessary conversation about nothing while you dress and/or undress.

-- Normal Life --

Mike - God damnit.

Steve - What's wrong Mike?

Mike - I was in this restaurant the other day and this naked old guy came up to me and asked me what I thought about the new plasma TV they put up in the bar...

Steve - Oh my God. Did you kick his ass and then stab him in the eye with a pen?

Mike - Yeah. I broke his nose.

-- Normal Life @ the YMCA --

Mike - God damnit.

Steve - What's wrong Mike?

Mike - I was at the YMCA the other day and this naked old guy came up to me and asked me what I thought about the new plasma TV they put up in the weight room...

Steve - Yeah... I wish it was in with the treadmills...

Mike - Yeah seriously...

See homoerotic, exercise, bonding, club, old men

5.

A dance performed to the Village People song of the same name. Its main moves involve trying to form the letters Y-M-C-A with the upper body, although it includes other disco-style steps and slides.

My buddies dared me to do the "YMCA" dance at the party.

See village people, ymca, dance, dancing, disco

6.

Some song that gets stuck in my head >_<

The Village People - YMCA 0:00 - Some album

7.

Your Momma's Cute Ass

Yo watch out bro he's looking at YMCA !

See cute, ass, momma, your, ymca


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