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What you say when a girl you're having sex with asks how your penis is longer than usual.
"Oh my god, I knew you were good bu..
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When a woman goes down on her man in a movie theatre and they're the only ones that that row. To someone who's just spotted th..
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Toilet paper for the poor.
Dagnamit, use both sides of the rectum rag, ya idjit...