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When a girl pushes her boobs together and a guy sticks his penis between and jacks off.
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The act of placing one testicle on each eye of an unconcious, or willing individual. AKA 'eye tea-bagging'.
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The terrible result of an experiment involving the cross breeding of a buttmonkey and a corporate monkey. Often spreads deadly diseases ..
