Yngwie Malmsteen

What is Yngwie Malmsteen?


1.

Guitar Legend. Neo-Classical Metal guitarist from Sweden.

If a posseur got within 1.5 kilometres of Yngwie Malmsteen while he was playing his mighty axe, they'd catch alite and die.

2.

Yngwie Johann Malmsteen-

Swedish Guitarist, gained inspiration from Jimi Hendrixwhilst watching a TV programme on his death... not by listening to him!!!

He also became inspired by classical baroque music, mainly bach, and a violinist named Niccolo Paganini. He Mainly uses Harmonic Minor and Phyrigean modes and plays in the key of E flat minor, using his scalloped Fender Strat, through his personalised Overdrive pedal, into a (stupidly big) marshall stack.

Has a son named Antonio Yngwie Johann Malmsteen. Wife named April Malmsteen.

As some one before me has mentioned, Yngwie rips an extra asshole into those other so called "virtuosos" who think they are better.... Even if he is a cunt in person.

Yngwie Johann Malmsteen - Shredder of Shredders

3.

The fjory!!!!!

You've released the fucking fjory! You've unleashed the fucking fjory!--Yngwie, to a woman on a plane coming back from Tokyo.

See Viking

4.

A total dick as a person, but an amazing guitar player nonetheless.

5.

Crazyyy guitarist that plays as fast as a mother

Yngwie is a grreat guitarist

See Ruby

6.

Neo Classical Guitarist

Created the genre known as "shred" in which the guitarist plays various difficult scales and harmonies...

Many people believe his music is repetitive and others think he is too arrogant for his own good

Yngwie J Malmsteen is a guitar god!

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Really REALLY fucking fast neo-classical percision guitar soloist.

Can play more notes than you can register in your head.

Yngwie RULES

See Nitro


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