Yo Mama

What is Yo Mama?


1.

1. A phrase used as a formal declaration of defeat. For example: "Kenneth replied 'yo mama' when he realized he could not counter his opponent's point."

2. The principle part of a "Yo Mama" joke, usually entailing a description of your mother being so "something" that "something" occurred as a result.

1. Amy: You're so ugly!

Gwen: Yeah, well so's YO MAMA!

2. "Yo mama so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!"

"Yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund."

See Ben

2.

"yo moma" is something you say in front of every sentence that some1 says just to piss then off

Guy 1: I'm going to tie my shoes

Guy 2: YO MOMA'S GONA TIE HER SHOES!!!

Girl 1: That Girl is a slut.

Random Guy 1: YO MOMA'S A SLUT!!!

3.

the first two words of some of the best and worst jokes of all time

Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the record skips. AT THE RADIO STATION!!

4.

They call yo mama "The Squirrel" cuz she always got nuts in her mouth!

Yo mama like the bus: everybody gets a ride for one dollar!

See Nasty Nate

5.

Slang for "your mom". A nice insult! Talking about your mom is really insulting.

Ex. 1

Some guy: Get a life...

Person responding: Yo mama!

Some guy: What did you say! *beats up person responding

Ex. 2

Some guy: You fat pig...

person responding: Yo mama's a fat pig!

See mom, mother, mama, yomama, mum, your, yo

6.

1) A group of jokes meant to criticize one's mother by saying that she is fat, ugly, stupid, etc.

2) A lame phrase someone I know keeps saying whenever I ask him a question about PE because he has it before me.

1) Yo mama so ugly people watch her during horror movies.

2) Me: Hey, what are we doing in Pe today?

Him: Yo Mama!

Me: Shut the f up.

7.

pathetic retort; unidentified insult aimed at precipient's mother when the speaker has the inability to think of a half-decent comeback.

Person number 1: "You are such a pansy."

Person number 2: "Yo mama!!"


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