Yo' Mama

What is Yo' Mama?


1.

That fat smelly bitch who cooks me dinner and licks my ass...

Certificatologist: "yo' mama better be making some good shit tonight, or I swear I'll smack that ho!"

Midget: "my mother has been dead for 16 years."

Certificatologist: "I'd still do her..."

See your mom, jabba

2.

my bitch

i did yo' mama and she was goooood doog

See Jack


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