Yo Mamma

What is Yo Mamma?


1.

a very harsh insult/come-back

yo mamma so dumbshe failed a blood test.

yo mamma so fat when she turned around it was her next birthday

yo mamma so dumb that if she spoke her mind she would be speechless.

yo mamma so stupid she got fired from da m&m company for throwing away the w's.

ypo mamma so fat that her drivers liscenc picture say "picture continued on other side"

2.

1 the answer to all questions

2 that fucktardi saw in the zoo

police:what were you doing saturday night?

suspect:yo mamma

See yo mamma, yo daddy, yo moma, yo momma, yo, momma

3.

the best comeback that was ever made

yo mammas so fat she went swimming with the whale and they sang " we are family even tho ur fatter than me"

4.

One way to insult someone is by telling something false of their mother, as a form of negative comment.

Hey, that kid who was older than me, said some mean things about my mamma because I had $50 and he had $10. He said "Yo Mamma is so ugly, when she looked out the window, she got arrested for moaning.". What should I do? I didn't do a thing wrong!

See yo mamma, insult, mean

5.

Ohh so many definitions, so little time...

1) This ugly ass hag that keeps callin me and askin for a booty call.

2) A retarded slut that used to be the playboy center fold in 1869.

3) A dirty muff burger that caused that accident tht resulted in your birth. Ya you, damn waste of sperm!

-Hey did you do anything this friday night?

- Ya i did do somethig. That something was your mamma!

-Really?

-YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RIGHT!

6.

Insult, last resort in a verbal confrontation, snap among friends.

Yo mamma is so broke that she got a pussy on her hip so she can make money on the side.

See snaps, your momma, your mother, mother, mama, father, daddy, biatch

7.

The most stupidiest hilarious joke to be made use by 5th-7th grader losers who cant think of anything but yo mama jokes.

*Out of nowhere*

7th grade Kid: YO MAMMA SO FAT THAT SHE DIED.

HighSchoolSeniorKid: WTF YOU SAY MOTHER FUCKER!

7th grade kid: YO MAMA SO UGLY THAT SHE GOT HIT WITH THE BAG OF WTF!

HighSchoolSenoir: Hey guys, let beat this mother fucker down in his mother fucking ass.

7th Grade Kid: YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE CANT DRIVE BETTER THAN ASIANS.

7th Grade Kid: *got shoot in the scrotum with a shotgun*

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