Yo Moma

What is Yo Moma?


1.

yo moma, short. less complicated way of saying 'your mom'

may also be used in a form of a diss, or a put down

yo moma is so fat...

Sue- What did you do last night?

Will- Yo moma

See me

2.

your mother , the person many people love to make fun of

yo moma so fat, even her picture is heavy

yo moma, her teeth so yellow, when she close her mouth her stomach lights up

See your mother, mom, mommy, mother goose, mama

3.

can be used as a response is prety much any situation

1. -"what are you sayin tonite brah?"

-"yo moma"

2. -"how did you do on that math test?"

-"yo moma"

See your mom, yo moma, ur mom, your face, ma

4.

the most god damn stupid joke ever!

fred:hey man this shit is tight

steve: thats what yo momma said last night ohhhh!

fred:... shut the fuck up steve

See kirk

5.

the thing i had last nite.

bob:oh my god that thing is huge.

nick:dats wut yo moma said last nite bitch :)

bob:damn it.

6.

she's gooooood!

oh yeh1 i had yo moma last night


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