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Stealing a years worth of sample tooth-paste from work or from free-sample stations in the mall. Year Paste also can serve as a stocking..
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The massive skid markleft behind after eating, digesting, and farting out Taco Bell. These usually can NOT be washed away.
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The deathbed of old people. They check in, they never check out. Before they finally draw their last breath, they are required to live a..