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When you jiz on a paper towel (or rag) and then clean the lint off your cock with the dampened towel (or rag).
Mom: Timmy, why is there..
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Pearls Before Swine term for your balls.
"If you'll excuse me, I need to kick my Business Development Manager in the oompa lo..
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A reference to having or believing "you" have a large penis.
Damn! He's John Holmes huge!
Man, you only wish you were J..