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The sh*t that gets stuck under the keys in your keyboard.
I shouldn't have eaten that delicious Chipotle burrito over my keyboard...
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an answering machine listing mental problems and what button to press or what to do usually contrary to what the problem is!
You have c..
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The feeling of heaviness and thickness a device seems to have after you hold the extremely thin iPod touch.
Guy 1: "Dude my SLVRis..