What is Yoan?
1.
good looking, attractive girls/woman. origininating from jock hornby
'omg check that bit of yoan'
'omg you got yoaned'
'safe bit of yoanage'
'check that yoan-a-cycle out'
'i made that yoan moan'
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2.
The act of auto-fellatio.
I wish I was flexible enough to yoan myself.
3.
A follower of the faith of Yoism
The room was filled with people from many religions, Christians, Muslims and Yoans.
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4.
verb/noun. A self-replicating virus that spreads by inserting copies of itself into other executable scenario's, events, or documents. Usually attacking elite networks through infiltration and deception.
OMG. We are getting yoan'd.
Bloody stalker! What a yoan.
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5.
Classical Greek: Defiling farm animals.
"Ew. That chicken looks like it got yoaned!"
6.
A kitchen utensil used in the cake baking process. Usually made of wood.
Grandmother, would you please pass me the yoan so I can begin making the cake.