Yoda

What is Yoda?


1.

The most powerful Jedi to ever grace the order. His wisdom and knowledge of the force was unmatched. His skills with the lightsaber was only equaled by the strength of his force lightning. Trainer of Darth Tyrannus and Luke Skywalker

900 years old...and still fuck you up I can.

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2.

A way of speaking where the words are out of order in a sentence. And occasionally adding a gurgly "hmmm"

Soup of chicken, I must have. Hmmmm

3.

A pimp, little green, creature who kicks everyone's ass in Star Wars. He was almost 900 years old when he died.

Yoda walked in with a cane, but all of the sudden he was flyin' off of walls, kickin Count Dooko's evil little hiene.

4.

A muppet that flies around with a lightsaber and gets all the hoes.

"Cool Urban Dictionary is!"

-Yoda

"The one who made me Jim Henson was. Why I'm called a muppet that is."

-Yoda

"Kick your ass I will!"

-Yoda

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5.

Small, green, and wrinkled master pimp. Can usually be seen holding a pimp cane and sporting his MacDaddy robe.

Pimp'n hos Yoda be.

6.

a wise or seemingly all-knowing individual

hey yoda, what should i do?

7.

A short, green muppet. The most powerful jedi master ever. The coolest jedi master ever.


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