Random Words:
1.
A blowjob before you've gotten out of bed in the morning.
I rolled over in the warm patch formed on the bed from the crack of ligh..
1.
Pretty much entails climbing on hay bails that are in fields which are on an incline,(the bigger the better) then riding the bails as th..
1.
The awesome actor who played Napoleon Dynamite. (and no, he did NOT die in a car crash, thank you very much!)
"Dude, that John Hed..