Yodaism

What is Yodaism?

Yoda, the biggest little stoner from the Star Wars movies would awesomely switch up the words in his sentences because he was high 99% of the time.

"Fun to poke smot it is."

"Going to get fucked up we are."

similar to spoonerism, weederism

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