Yogasm

What is Yogasm?


1.

What happens to your yogurt when you break the seal and a little bit of the yogurt squirts out.

I opened my yogurt and it spewed all over me.. it had a yogasm.

See yogurt, orgasm, squirt, splooge, cum

2.

When you have an enhanced orgasm by sleeping with someone from your yoga class, the climax of the tantric yoga experience. Made popular by the character Samantha on Sex in the City, who was so horny that she left yoga class with another student to go fuck.

That was an awesome yogasm! The side crow pose is really paying off!

3.

When a person practices enough yoga that their genital muscles are strengthened therefore causing a more powerful orgasm.

I think that yogasm was due to all the yoga I've been doing this week.

4.

heart thumping, head to toes,skin to bones in a knee locking, sweat dripping, wide open state of euphoria felt immediately following bikram yoga.

When that 90 minutes of hot horror was over, I had the biggest yogasm ever!!!

See orgasm, sweat, dripping, breathing

5.

The result of several outlandish excersises, that stress your brain. A softer variety of this is the satisfaction after a long run.

Why are you still standing on your head clapping your hands behind your back? Don't tell me you are trying to achieve that yogasm nonsense again!

6.

The feeling of complete and utter physical euphoria that results from eating all natural greek strained yogurt with honey.

Each morning, as she ate her breakfast, she was shocked yet again by the intensity of her yogasm.

See orgasm, bedgasm, wordgasm, bookgasm, toast

7.

When you are in a yoga class and some guy in the corner starts moaning like maria sharapova during his downward dog.

Inhale to a upward facing dog....and exhale to a downward dog...UUUUGGGHHHHHHH AAAHHHHHH (I think that guy just had a yogasm)

See yoga, orgasm, sex, stretch, sharapova


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