Yogatard

What is Yogatard?


1.

Word with several meanings.

a) The cheesy looking once piece spandex suit that the unenlightened yoga practitioners wear. It usually makes them look like a seal that crapped its pants (if seals wore pants).

b) A person who so terrible at yoga that they are actually deemed "retarded" at it.

c) Someone who talks so much about yoga being the best and only thing to do to stay healthy that you want to tie their yoga body into a pretzel.

The woman kicked out of yoga class was a yogatard in a yogatard. She should have gone to Lululemon so at least she looked good while sucking at yoga.

See yoga, retard, retarded, lululemon, exercise, stupid


24

Random Words:

1. To grow inexplicably upset, agitated, overwhelmed or flumoxed over a simple matter or a misunderstanding. Occasionally accompanied by ka..
1. What you close when you are fucking an unattractive person. Mike: "I can't fuck her, she's a fucking buffalo!" Jes..
1. To sneak behind someone/thing without being seen by anybody Have you ever seen a fish sneak up behind you? No? Well then. Sneaky must b..