Yogatard

What is Yogatard?


1.

Word with several meanings.

a) The cheesy looking once piece spandex suit that the unenlightened yoga practitioners wear. It usually makes them look like a seal that crapped its pants (if seals wore pants).

b) A person who so terrible at yoga that they are actually deemed "retarded" at it.

c) Someone who talks so much about yoga being the best and only thing to do to stay healthy that you want to tie their yoga body into a pretzel.

The woman kicked out of yoga class was a yogatard in a yogatard. She should have gone to Lululemon so at least she looked good while sucking at yoga.

See yoga, retard, retarded, lululemon, exercise, stupid


24

Random Words:

1. What scum faced rat loosers mumble under their breath or to themselves when they don't get what they want. A major major major too..
1. The process of freeing ideas, attitudes, cognitive strategies or a professional methodology. It is often distinguished from relearning b..
1. Dick, im guessing is what the meaning is. I had to get off of Ab's dilznilz. See dilznilz, dick, ab, haha...