What is Yogatard?
1.
Word with several meanings.
a) The cheesy looking once piece spandex suit that the unenlightened yoga practitioners wear. It usually makes them look like a seal that crapped its pants (if seals wore pants).
b) A person who so terrible at yoga that they are actually deemed "retarded" at it.
c) Someone who talks so much about yoga being the best and only thing to do to stay healthy that you want to tie their yoga body into a pretzel.
The woman kicked out of yoga class was a yogatard in a yogatard. She should have gone to Lululemon so at least she looked good while sucking at yoga.
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