Yoglert

What is Yoglert?

1.

The Yoglert is a type of gnome that came into existence long ago. The Yoglert can most closely physically be related to the main character from the hit 1980's series "David the Gnome."

The Yoglerts were forced to sell yogurt on the side of the road, lest they be forced into prostitution. No one buys their yogurt. No one.

Him: "Hey honey! While we're on this long stretch of highway, why don't we stop at this Yoglert stand and buy some of their crappy yogurt?"

Her: "No."

See yogurt, gnomes, david, sex, hot
22

Random Words:

Tweezer Squeezer
1. A small penis, Suggesting its small enough that the unlucky person to own it requires tweezers to masturbate. Origin: Mid-NY Chick:W..
Read more
Tetoris
1. Flash game derived from Tetris. The playing area can hold more Tetris blocks than the clitoris has nerve endings. Guy #1: I've bee..
Read more
Uùúûü
1. A bunch of u's with different accent marks over them. uùúûü See ? 2. A probable Russian, Greek or Hebrew word appearing in a ch..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free