What is Yoglert?
1.
The Yoglert is a type of gnome that came into existence long ago. The Yoglert can most closely physically be related to the main character from the hit 1980's series "David the Gnome."
The Yoglerts were forced to sell yogurt on the side of the road, lest they be forced into prostitution. No one buys their yogurt. No one.
Him: "Hey honey! While we're on this long stretch of highway, why don't we stop at this Yoglert stand and buy some of their crappy yogurt?"
Her: "No."
See
Random Words:
1.
Blowing on the end of a penis whilst fondling the hairy mansack below.
She played my hairy tuba like she was in the philharmonic...
1.
The most AMAZING girl ive ever met...She means so much to me..I want to be with her forever <3...She is the love of my life..No one w..
