Yogurt Hose

What is Yogurt Hose?


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A length of man-meat in the process of emitting baby-batter.

Holy shit, she got in front of the yogurt hose, and now her face looks like a glazed donut!

See rig, johnson, cock, pork sword, wee-wee


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