What is Yogurt Optometry?
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Nonsense. Something that is rediculously untrue.
Derived from strip mall signs for a frozen yogurt shop and eye specialist positioned too close together.
"1+1=3? That's yogurt optometry!"
"So you say they're passing out money at the bank, eh? Sounds like a bunch of yogurt optometry to me!"
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