What is Yogurt Optometry?
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Nonsense. Something that is rediculously untrue.
Derived from strip mall signs for a frozen yogurt shop and eye specialist positioned too close together.
"1+1=3? That's yogurt optometry!"
"So you say they're passing out money at the bank, eh? Sounds like a bunch of yogurt optometry to me!"
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the act of eating tonnes of corn and laxatives the night before a sexual act, consumating the sexual act and then spraying your partners..
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A disgusting phrase for anal sex.
"so hon, i know its that time of the month again. How about i just mix the beans instead?"
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