Yogurt Optometry

What is Yogurt Optometry?

Nonsense. Something that is rediculously untrue.

Derived from strip mall signs for a frozen yogurt shop and eye specialist positioned too close together.

"1+1=3? That's yogurt optometry!"

"So you say they're passing out money at the bank, eh? Sounds like a bunch of yogurt optometry to me!"

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