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Getting together with friends and circle jerking with each other.
Ha! You guys Union Jake!
But you didn't invite me!
/lame ass..
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The feeling you get when you have to urinate, but when you make it to the bathroom the urge to take a horrific dump hits you like a stea..
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While penetrating your partner anally, just before reaching orgasm, you extinguish a lit cigarette on your partners buttocks. Causing th..