Yoinkers Edit Meaning

1. 1). Possibly the worst commentator in the history of televison. He makes John Madden look like William Shakespeare and the border patrol..

1. Absorbent tissue used to catch the ejaculate after a wafty crank. A large amount of used gulp roll can be found under my mate Mickeys be..

1. As defined by Roger's Profanisaurus, a 'zig-a-zig-ahh' is to have a really good wank to a Spice Girls video. Tony Blair:..