Yoizel

What is Yoizel?

A vernacular term for the Catholic style cross that is often hung the wall of a home. This term is tenuously Yiddish in derivation.

I had trouble sleeping over Chris' house because the Jesus on the Yoizel hanging over my bed was staring right at me.

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