What is Yoked Thumbs?
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The ability to over-tighten small screw down items such as soda bottles and speakers terminals.
Also the ability to pinch with excessive force.
"No I can't open the soda, you got it to tight with your yoked thumbs!"
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adj: being Jew-like, greedy, etc
or the awesome badass form (jew + tenacious)
Did you just take a quarter out of my pocket you jewdaci..