Yokel

What is Yokel?


1.

peasant, hick, hayseed

2.

A bucktoothed,hillbilly, river rat, (slack jawwed yokel)Some1 who was born in tha country and isnt street smart. talks with a goofy southern accent.eats squirell. usually named Cletis(tha slack jawwed yokel) Can be a diss for somebody living in the country.

I heard alabama's full of Yokels up in tha boonies.

3.

A general term given to any inbred, red-necked hick.

"Some foks'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folks'll, like Cletus the slack-jawed yokel."

4.

a rural person = country bumpkin

Some smelly yokel came in and tried to flirt with the cashier.

See country bumpkin, hick, yahoo, hayseed, hillbilly, slack jawed yokel

5.

A hick, redneck, etc. Commonly referred to Niko by Vlad in GTA4.

Vlad: You remember Ivan?

Niko: No.

Vlad: (shows picture) This guy.

Niko: Oh, yes. You guys had a little kiss.

Vlad: Very funny. What would you see if I told he was going to rob your cousin?

Niko: I'd say: 'What problem does he got with my cousin?'

Vlad: (phone rings) Hold on.

(answers phone)

Vlad: Hey. Hey, gorgeous, no. I can't talk right now. What are you wearing? Listen, I'll call you back.

(to Niko)

Vlad: Sorry.

Niko: Who was that?

Vlad: Never you mind.

Niko: Was it Ivan?

Vlad: Oh, that's funny. You know, for a damn yokel you're a very funny guy.

Niko: (laughing) Yes. And for an annoying dick, you're really an annoying dick.

Vlad: Well, it is a shame then that I am the guy with the powerful friends, and you are the little punk who's only friend is a fat weasel who drives a fucking cab!

See gta, liberty city, roman, serbia, vlad

6.

A hillbilly being who roast goats and sodomises or auctions of their children to more desperate yokels.Incest a game the whole family can play is enjoyed by the majority of yokels (the other minority dont have kids).

Good kind sir :Sheesh lynchy get off my damn roof

Yokel lynchy: Yall bob ima just guttun these here fine possums of these power poles for mah dinnar.

Good Kind Sir: errr wat

yokel lynchy:yessum sir i duna wanna bea bak iru des a parts arhoy

See hillbilly, slackjaw, jo, southies

7.

A simpleton usually from the Appalachian moutains who tends to keep his love stick in either his sisters or his goats pussy. His child will have no choice over being a yokel due to imbreeding in the famiy.

Ex. i walked in on that Bubba Lee fucking his sister. I thought it was very nice of that yokel because thats the only way she was ever gone get fucked without a bag over her head.


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