Yoko

What is Yoko?


1.

Something that opens one's mind to possibilties outside the outside of the box.

That idea you brought up at work was really a Yoko!

or:

After I read that book I felt really Yoko'd!

See Skeet

2.

a person who makes one feel like a natural human (Yoko Ono)

I heard an old Aretha song the other day, warm sun shining down, and I just got the yoko buzz of figuring out the answer to the ultimate question. But the news of the day, oh boy, zapped the yoko out of me when I saw the carnage.

3.

Avante garde conceptual artist who added a political, earth-loving edge to the music of a Beatle she married, giving up her personal fame, until his assasination, when she grieved with all of us through music, and eventually re-emerged into art "in her own write", and as his loving, loyal archivist. One who does not compromise her integrity, who loves eternally, who is a sister always.

"Hang in there like Yoko"

"Loving him like Yoko"

"Strong as Yoko"

"Brilliant as Yoko"

See Dorothy

4.

A woman who interferes with a friendship.

Generally, one male seems to love her,

And the other seems to hate her.

Usually, fights occur between the two friends.

Originated from the Ono-Lennon-McCartney conflict.

John Lennon and Paul McCartney had a very strong bond, Yoko came along, and BAM the Beatles broke up. They had had building tension..but Yoko Ono pretty much brought on the final load.

Friends script:

(David is feeding Phoebe popcorn. Max walks up)

Phoebe: Hi, Max!

Max: Yoko. (To David) I've decided to go to Minsk without you.

David: Wow.

Max: It won't be the same- but it'll still be Minsk. Happy New Year. (Walks off)

See yoko, ono, beatle, lennon, mccartney

5.

sexy old lady, avant-garde, punk rock, disco diva, gay diva, feminist, singer, artist, composer, crazy

"She´s a real Yoko", like, this old lady is really sexy!

6.

See Yoko Ono. Second wife of John Lennon and said to be the cause of the break-up of the Beatleswhen in fact she just happened to be there. See Yoko syndrome

Yoko looks strange.

See Gumba Gumba

7.

A person (usually female) who breaks up a group of friends or a good relationship with a person.

Jesse: Have you seen Andrew?

Cody: He's with that Yoko, April.

Jenny: Bitter, yet true, Cody.

See wrecker, evil, life ruiner


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