What is Yolanda?
1.
A hidden terminology for refering to cocaine disguised in the third person.
What's up dawg you wanna kick it with Yolanda tonight.
Hell yeah, I love that bitch!
Yeah me too, only problem is she always leaves right when you think your starting to get along.
True, True, but I still wanna get at her.
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2.
Having intimate relations when a banana is inside of the girls vagina. After sex, the remaining banana is used for a banana split.
The woman married the CEO of Chiquita Bananas not for love, but for her yolanda fetish
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3.
A type of candy bar containing marshmallows and pop rocks. They come in four flavors: plain, nougat, caramel, and peanut.
"Oh my! I love a good Yolanda after dinner"
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