Yomon Edit Meaning

1. My soul mate, my friend, and my lover. *smirk* I remember when Moogle and I first laid eyes on each other. It was so romantic. I then to..

1. A hilariously absurd and random observation, in the style of the late comedian Mitch Hedberg If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be..

1. A blumpkin during which the fecal matter splashes onto the face of the individual performing the fellatio. All I wanted to do was give ..