Yomping

What is Yomping?


1.

Old pommy military term meaning foot-travel, usually to extremes ie too fast for safety, too far, too tiring, etc.

Also used: yomp yomps etc.

"So we'd been yomping all night an' the orders came to return, so we kept on bloody yompin'.

See Dennis

2.

Progressive dinner except with exotic drinks instead of food. Participants must travel on foot and should all hold some equal position of prestige.

The college presidents are all hung over from yomping last night.

See yomp, debbeggett, sa, Leggett

3.

previously known as an oral sound made when chewing

ie: "yomp yomp yomp...this food is so good..yomp."

redefined as an act of dry humping.

"I gave you a good yomping last night you dirty hoebag."

See yomping, humping, gyrating, dry sex, thrusting


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