Yomps

What is Yomps?

1.

The highest level in authority of affirmation. Its power overrules any other form of yes, affirmative, yeah, or roger. Once this affirmation is accepted, its authority cannot be declined. If in some miraculous instance the power of yomps is denied, the universe will implode. Three times.

Jack: Jill, will you go to prom with me?

Jill: Yomps.

Later...

Jack: Hey Jill, I'm really sorry but I can't go to prom with you.

Universe implodes. Three times.

See yes, roger, yea, affirmative, yomp
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