What is Yon?
1.
A lie, or falsehood. From bullshit ==> bullion ==> yon.
Quit saying you will pay me back. That is a load of yon.
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2.
A slang substitute for the words 'he' and 'she', mainly used in Celtic regions such as parts of Ireland and Scotland.
Did you see that?! Yon has no shame whatsoever!
I'm trying to forget about it and yon still goes off holding a crudge.
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3.
1. Anything and everything refering to anything
2. A famous comedian in the band "tripod"
why dont you go yon it you yonhead
what a yonface
i needa take a yon
get up that yon and just goren it
oh what a yonsen.
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4.
A person, place or thing whose defintion can be warped to become a yon.
Evan-->Evian-->ev-yon--> Ennce and yen yon.
Ryan--> Ryon --> Yon
Collateral--> Collateralyon?---> Yence
Mike--> Mikeyon--> Mikyin-->M eence
Josh--> Jish--> Jishyin--> Jince
John--> Johnyon--> Jinyince--> yoonjinonyinhan
Ballin--> So When I bleep yon beelps yon, Lou Vuitton belt---> where I'm keepin all my yons at.
Yon--> Yin->Yoon--> Yince-->Hoon--> Hince-->hence--> hoonce-->hanyin--> eence--.eeyenceinhan--> hooninyoninhineoonce --> Yon?
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5.
Academically acceptable slang for "vagina", derived from the term "yonic", meaning of or pertaining to the vagina.
Girl: I hate you.
Guy #1: You're a bitch.
Guy#2: OOOOoooOOOooo Stick THAT in your yon.
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6.
way better than awesome
» G force` is so yon!
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