Yonder, Metric

What is Yonder, Metric?

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A metric yonder is defined as the distance an average, non-handicapped adult can walk during the duration of the live version of "Free Bird" (13 minutes 39 seconds) by Lynyrd Skynyrd.

"Cletus, you know for damn sure Wal-Mart is closer than 1 metric yonder...We usually get there before the guitar solo starts."
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