What is Yonder, Metric?
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A metric yonder is defined as the distance an average, non-handicapped adult can walk during the duration of the live version of "Free Bird" (13 minutes 39 seconds) by Lynyrd Skynyrd.
"Cletus, you know for damn sure Wal-Mart is closer than 1 metric yonder...We usually get there before the guitar solo starts."
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A phrase used when something bad or unpleasant happens.
Person A: Man, today I hit a deer and totalled my car out!!!
Person B: Oooh,..
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A guy from the city or suburbs who is "country" or "rednickish" who talks like he's from a rural area. Ften ti..
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An upwards taking towards the coast.
Someone who likes it up the coast is probably in the same boat as bush and clay aiken.
"no a..