What is Yonder, Metric?
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A metric yonder is defined as the distance an average, non-handicapped adult can walk during the duration of the live version of "Free Bird" (13 minutes 39 seconds) by Lynyrd Skynyrd.
"Cletus, you know for damn sure Wal-Mart is closer than 1 metric yonder...We usually get there before the guitar solo starts."
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The art of jamming a light bulb (still on the lamp post) up one's anus and turning it on for sexual gratification.
Scott woke Nata..
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The extra leg hair (typically found on males) found beneath the knee that is thicker and sometimes darker than the rest of the leg hair...
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a person who jacks off in the detention room at school.
Billy waited in the detention room until everyone was gone and began to jackade..
