What is Yonder, Metric?
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A metric yonder is defined as the distance an average, non-handicapped adult can walk during the duration of the live version of "Free Bird" (13 minutes 39 seconds) by Lynyrd Skynyrd.
"Cletus, you know for damn sure Wal-Mart is closer than 1 metric yonder...We usually get there before the guitar solo starts."
Random Words:
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(1)reference to Elvis who reportedly died on the toilet in a sequin jump suit.
(2) TO be dead "on it" SEE: "ON IT"..
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celebrities who have entirely too much money that they can get away with anything.
ie. killing a hooker
OJ Simpson...we all know he go..
