Yonder, Metric

What is Yonder, Metric?


1.

A metric yonder is defined as the distance an average, non-handicapped adult can walk during the duration of the live version of "Free Bird" (13 minutes 39 seconds) by Lynyrd Skynyrd.

"Cletus, you know for damn sure Wal-Mart is closer than 1 metric yonder...We usually get there before the guitar solo starts."


81

Random Words:

1. a gay guy from hethersett who uses hair straightners and dildos. Jim: look fred bet that guy knows pipe Fred: wich guy jim Jim:da gee..
1. To slap a Ho's face with your dick while she is give you a blow job I super Hulk da ho in the bathroom See ho, hoe, super soak, c..
1. nortron is a 1337 virus protection program not to be confused with norton. nortron saved my computer from many nasty viruses. it is meg..