What is Yonder, Metric?
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A metric yonder is defined as the distance an average, non-handicapped adult can walk during the duration of the live version of "Free Bird" (13 minutes 39 seconds) by Lynyrd Skynyrd.
"Cletus, you know for damn sure Wal-Mart is closer than 1 metric yonder...We usually get there before the guitar solo starts."
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mys-tic-co-bra (miss-tick-coe-brah)
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1. A jealous person, especially with regard to a close friend.
2. An attention whore.
3. A ..
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to swallow something with the consistency of a McDonalds Milkshake
Mcshnizzle my jizzle from my huge dizzle bizzle..
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A very fat, puffy vagina with unusually large outer lips.
Also, a sexual act when a man takes a dump on a woman's gential region ..
