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woman with lots of different feminine skills
Your swiss army wife sure can cook
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A wife that does everything.
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the act of placing one's testicles on the eyes of a girl, then laying the penis down her nose in the honor of the ice cream cake fr..
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A sex starved lazy housewife who sits on her fat sexy ass all day eating bon bons and watching Oprah.
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