What is Yonderwards?
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Somewhere else. Not here, and not exactly there. Just away. Off in the distance. An ambiguous direction.
Extremely useful as an identifier of destinations the directions to which you're a bit too tired and emotional to recall. Also good when you have no knowledge of said destination.
"So where's the house party?"
"Oh, you know (hic), it's, like ... yonderwards."
"Those two were making out in the corner a second ago, where'd they go?"
"Yonderwards."
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