What is Yong?


The action of cumming at a random place at any given random time.

The amount of yongs ejaculated increases as an exponential function.


horny ass guy

"Yong jacks off a lot"


The act of self masturbation in a random time.

Soldiers often pull yongs, and name them after places, like "C-5 Yong" or "Combat Yong" and even "Mission Briefing Yong"


sass: to know, be aware of, have sex with;

hoopy: really together guy;

frood: really amazing together guy;

Hey, you sass that hoopy frood Yong?!


1. A thong


1. a bong

2. a thong

3. a song

4. david wong

5. king kong

6. wrong

7. not wrong

8. ping pong

9. long

10. one who eats styrofoam cups

11. rebellious vagina

12. yoked penis

13. caring nylon fiber

14. plastic sperm

"yong is...unique"


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