What is Yongjie?
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Yongjie who is commonly known as one of our ancestors in the Qing Dynasty, has a cool hair-do. His fame and his unique abilities especially his mode of reproduction using spores are far-fetched. Perhaps this is the reason why people still remember him as the great yongjie.
1. A person who is frank.
2. A person who likes to niao Buddha.
3. A person who has a cool hair-do.
4. A person who likes to distort facts.
5. A person who is strong and burly.
6. A person who likes to invent new words.
7. A person who thinks playing the piano and the Chinese flute is cool.
8. A person who knows how to count.
9. A person who is humble.
10. A person who revises so {so nia}!
1. A person who is frank.
Short boy: LAN JIAO, my armpit hair is growing. More than Michael liao!
Bra: Don’t be such a yongjie.
2. A person who likes to niao Buddha
Nose: Eh is Virgin Mary really a virgin?
Monty Brown: Nabei cheebye, Guan Yin is a homosexual har? She got suck Buddha’s dick ornot? Her armpit hair more than mine ornot?
3. A person who has a cool hair-do
Yj: Nabei cheebye, what kind of face is that?
Han: Eh cheebye, mushroom cap.
4. A person who likes to distort facts.
Euuuu: NoNo *blink blink*, feebee so ugly, I don’t like her la. Stop niaoing me.
Nigger: You’re such a yongjie...awww…
Euuuu: Lawl...s…
5. A person who is strong and burly.
Yj: Nabei, my smash getting damn power. Can you even see the shuttlecock flying over you?
Tall boy: Nabei, I too short to see la.
Yj: oo..okoook..I understand
6. A person who likes to invent new words.
KFC: My food nice hor?
YJ: So feebeelicious!
7. A person who thinks playing the piano and the Chinese flute is cool.
Cool Dude: Eh nabei, what time of life u have mann.
Dork: Slamming the key and blow a stick is my life.
Cool Dude: What the jie~!
8. A person who knows how to count.
Owen: Nabei, u hit my butt 5 times.
Crouch: 5 buttshots = 3 cockshots
Owen: You are such a yong jie.
9. A person who is humble.
L-Pronouncer: In Losyth Primary School, 30 girls in my class had a crush on me leh.
Humbler: What a yongjie.
L-Pronouncer: OH…alright…. *cheh*
10. A person who revises so so nia!
NYPS friend: How's your revision coming along?
Mugger: So so nia.
Aussie mate: Cheers mate, what's or who’s sonia?
Mugger: *blushes* woooo…..”cigarette” (secret) la!
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