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When a gentleman decides he would rather have sex with a bread product than the fat chick he has been set up with, and thus swoops from ..
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A ugly piece of shit that never would have a boyfreind so she pretends to have boyfreinds because she can't get one ugly piece of d..
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An udder smack occurs when a woman with gigantic hootersproceeds to fling her huge boob across a man's face leaving a nipple imprin..