Yonic Pretzel

What is Yonic Pretzel?

1.

Something a girl does in order to prolong a sex for a man, particularly a man who ejaculates prematurely.

Man: "What the fuck is a yonic pretzel?"

Woman: "Its like" a negative kagel"

Man: "A negative what?"

Woman: "Ok its just complicated vagina shit, everytime you think your gonna blow (cum), you just pinch me and that will be my cue to pretzel ok?"

Man: "Ok....."

See premature ejaculation, sex, sexual intercourse, pretzel, cum, vagina, fucking, dick, cumming, sperm, orgasm, ejaculation, cock, porn, californication, women, men, sexual

10

Random Words:

Elgee

1. Mr. Elgee is a gruesome, naturally white version of micheal jackson, he derives from the country of bangledash, he curently is employed ..

Gary Colemen

1. the act of pooping in any bodely opening after that i just want to give her the gary colemen and be done with it See mr coffee, santa,..

Nigger Breath Mint

1. a menthol cigarette. I'ma head to the sto' fo some nigger breath mints. See cigarette, cig, cigs, nigger, nigga..

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Get it for Free