What is Yonker?
1.
An individual from the state of New York who has a specific sexual fetish.
A good example of a Yonker would be a chubby chaser who likes to poor warm gravy over the object of his desire.
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2.
Someone who masturbates a lot. Over 10 times a day. Usually a person who is stupid.
Brandon is such a yonker, he plays with his penis all day in english and he mistakes cats for chickens.
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3.
A typical slang term for a penis.
Nothin' like gettin kicked in the yonker. It hurts.
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4.
gangster, wankster, or group of hoodlums
I was walking home from work and i was attacked by a group of yonkers.
5.
when you punch someone in the kneecap very hard and yell "yonker!"
I fucked chris up with a yonker!
6.
A unit of measurement equivalent to 18 inches.
Oh shit, slap the chains on your snow tires, were going to get a yonker of snow tonight.
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