Yonker

What is Yonker?


1.

An individual from the state of New York who has a specific sexual fetish.

A good example of a Yonker would be a chubby chaser who likes to poor warm gravy over the object of his desire.

See yonkers, yonker, fetish, gravy, shoes

2.

Someone who masturbates a lot. Over 10 times a day. Usually a person who is stupid.

Brandon is such a yonker, he plays with his penis all day in english and he mistakes cats for chickens.

See masterbate, masturbate, yonker, yonkers, brandon

3.

A typical slang term for a penis.

Nothin' like gettin kicked in the yonker. It hurts.

See cock, dick, sausage, wang

4.

gangster, wankster, or group of hoodlums

I was walking home from work and i was attacked by a group of yonkers.

5.

when you punch someone in the kneecap very hard and yell "yonker!"

I fucked chris up with a yonker!

6.

A unit of measurement equivalent to 18 inches.

Oh shit, slap the chains on your snow tires, were going to get a yonker of snow tonight.

See inches, yonker, cock, huge, wow


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