Yoofs Edit Meaning

1. If someone were to have a penis so small it was actually inverted 1 inch, they'd have to "grow 7" just to reach the Briti..

1. A horrible time. I was told hotdogs were on the menu, yet when I arrived, there was only sauerkraut. Sick bastard. My dinner with satan..

1. very drunk, intoxicated, shit-faced etc... I went to the titty bar and got very zwarbled..