Yoptimal

What is Yoptimal?

A made up, corporate emotion you are supposed to feel while eating yogurt.

yogurt: "Hey, are you feeling YOPTIMAL today!?"

person:"NO. -punches yogurt in the face-"

See yoptimal, yogurt, eat, food, punch

Ghandi-rhea

1. When an girl from India gives you an STD or when an Indian girl is a skank. Yo, that hindu chick gave me ghandi-rhea. ..

Umstattering

1. Acting like a belligerent, drunk fool. Yeah, that doped up hommie was umstattering See crackhead, failure, loser, hobo..

Omega Coefficient

1. The propensity a situation has for causing normally docile women to go apeshit and tear their clothes off. It is usually followed by oth..

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