What is York Peppermint Pattie?
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A delicious delicacy of soft chocolate and mint euphoria. Immensely addictive and can be eaten in brobdingnagian quantities. Can cause abhorrent stomach aches and repulsive diarrhea. The gastrointestinal torment will feel lingering and broil.
I ate a package of York Peppermint Patties yesterday and my rectum is still in recovery. It was worth every agonizing momment though.
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Old twats that stink of stale piss and always complain that they are hard-up whilst having thousands of pounds stached away in shoeboxes..